On the twelfth day of Christmas (or the Holiday Season if Christmas is not your thing, we’re not looking to offend here, just have a little fun) my Business Law Firm gave to me:
Twelve monthly Minutes,
Eleven Resolutions,
Ten Trademark Applications,
Nine Incorporations,
Eight Arbitrations,
Seven Mediations,
Six Court Applications,
Five golden parachutes,
Four demand letters,
Three Statements of Claims,
Two Construction Liens,
And a Bill for their Fees (but not for this parody, because let’s face it, it’s priceless) !
Happy Holidays !
Inga B. Andriessen JD